Fifty rub n’ tugs for $80b – Meeting minutes from the AIG retreat

Posted on 09. Oct, 2008 by nostraboris in Politics, Satire

From 236.com:

3PM: Arrival at resort. Proposal for side-deck Pina Coladas is heard. Challenged by immediate counter-proposal for beachside Singapore Slings. Immediate roll call vote taken. Quorum not reached, all in attendance retire to their rooms for bath, where they may sip from their tib-side Cuervo Gold spigots.

4 PM: Late afternoon tee time for on-green presentation from marketing titled: “How we can restore Americans’ fate that we are not throwing away their money frivolously.”

Tags: aig, bailout, ceo pay, hand jobs, pina coladas, rub and tugs, vacations, wall street bail out

One Response to “Fifty rub n’ tugs for $80b – Meeting minutes from the AIG retreat”

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   Astrochicks.com 9 October 2008 at 10:53 am #

   Hilarious!

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