Tiger’s Wood
Posted on 11. Dec, 2009 by nostraboris in Culture, T-Shirts
Golf is not a sport, it’s a game invented so men could spend time away from women.
For any healthy relationship, dude time is mandatory. Fishing, playing pool, surfing, snowboarding, they are healthy activities that allow men to bond. They are harmless, positive and strengthen marriages.
Then there is golf. It is common knowledge that ALL dudes that play it cheat on their wives. Sorry, but that’s the way it is.
When a woman becomes wealthy by marrying a dude that makes millions by playing golf, she should know the deal. Society may punish a professional golfer by imposing unrealistic standards on him, the WIFE should know better. In fact, when that husband comes home from the club, her task is to clean the lipstick of his taint with a smile, and thank him for allowing her to extract whatever seamen the strippers left her, as Tiger watches sportsnight.
Full disclosure: I don’t play golf.
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