Are YOU a Tea Bagger?
Posted on 07. Feb, 2010 by nostraboris in T-Shirts, Tea Party
Fill out this simple questionnaire, and you’ll know.
Are you:
*Angry in general?
*Significantly more patriotic than others?
*A libertarian who, it just so happens, ALWAYS voted republican?
*Harboring resentments toward the government, but are not sure why?
*FOR freedom and liberty, except when it concerns women and gay people?
* Concerned about the deficit for the first time in your life?
*Pretty sure Jesus wanted the market to take care of sick people?
*Pretty sure Barack Obama is not a U.S. citizen?
*Pretty sure dinosaurs and humans lived side by side?
*Pretty sure Fox News is actually fair and balanced?
*The proud owner of a “Don’t tread on me” T-Shirt?
*Caucasian or certifiably insane?
Most importantly (you don’t have to answer this question, just nod):
*DOES THE THOUGHT OF A BLACK PRESIDENT MAKE YOU NAUSEOUS?
If you answered yes to ANY of these questions, you qualify for the privilege of buying a $600.00 ticket to a Sarah Palin speech!
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