From 236.com:

3PM: Arrival at resort. Proposal for side-deck Pina Coladas is heard. Challenged by immediate counter-proposal for beachside Singapore Slings. Immediate roll call vote taken. Quorum not reached, all in attendance retire to their rooms for bath, where they may sip from their tib-side Cuervo Gold spigots.

4 PM: Late afternoon tee time for on-green presentation from marketing titled: “How we can restore Americans’ fate that we are not throwing away their money frivolously.”