Not sure what they were thinking in Norway, but being handed a Nobel Peace Prize before you get the chance to actually do something must be weird. Right now Obama must feel like Beyonce right after Kanye took the mic away from Taylor Swift to kiss her ass: awkward.

If I’m not mistaken, the Nobel Peace prize is not historically awarded as encouragement, but as a reward for achievement.

Obama has a lot on his plate. Jon Stewart recently observed that maybe, it was time to start eating.

Today, as he was tying on his napkin, Barack Obama received a Nobel Prize for ordering a shitload of food.