Unholy Apparel
Posted on 08. Feb, 2010 by nostraboris in T-Shirts
Ah, those silly Muslims. Praying five times a day, blowing themselves up, and making sure they stay poor. America laughs at the train wreck that is the Islamic world, without realizing the growing resemblance.
We too have a ferocious dead-end zealotry. Often humorless, and increasingly violent, the bible zombies engage in a constant effort to curb [...]
American Idol: Really dude? An open Letter to Slash.
Posted on 30. Apr, 2009 by nostraboris in Music
Slash
In stead of having to settle for seventies tunes from my buddy’s older brother, “Appetite for Destruction” gave me, a high school kid in the eighties, my own Led Zeppelin. GNR also freed me and my friends from having to pretend we liked lame top 40 shit simply to get laid. (okay I liked [...]
And then like, Jesus saved me, Dude.
Posted on 15. Jan, 2009 by nostraboris in Music
These days, in stead of constantly snorting meth, Brian “Head” Welch scours the pages of the bible, looking for cool phrases to tattoo onto himself. He was saved by Jesus and I am happy for him.
Being one of those sober assholes myself, I feel lucky that I learned to accept that the world will turn [...]
Emo is the new Punk
Posted on 11. May, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Music, Satire
At one point, my band, NOISE WITHIN, had a parental advisory sticker on it’s site that reads, “EMO is GAY”.
Nothing against the Gays, we just think that’s HILARIOUS.
Until I read a story about Mexican mobs of 800, scouring the streets for EMO kids to beat up.
WTF?
To be honest with you, Im not even sure [...]
