Unholy Apparel
Posted on 08. Feb, 2010 by nostraboris in T-Shirts
Ah, those silly Muslims. Praying five times a day, blowing themselves up, and making sure they stay poor. America laughs at the train wreck that is the Islamic world, without realizing the growing resemblance.
We too have a ferocious dead-end zealotry. Often humorless, and increasingly violent, the bible zombies engage in a constant effort to curb [...]
Change? MY ASS!
Posted on 01. Dec, 2009 by nostraboris in Barack Obama
The plan: to occupy an illiterate, medieval country torn by civil war, and beat it into a thriving, peaceful Nation, in 18 months.
In a momentary lapse of reason, I turned to cable news for a scrutinizing analysis of this strategy. Until today, the press corps had been focusing on more important stuff. Kate, Jon, Carrie [...]
Cost-Plus Health Care: The American Leech
Posted on 06. Aug, 2009 by nostraboris in health care prevention
The Haliburton of disease, the insurance industry doesn’t exist to provide health care to the sick, but simply to take in more money than it spends by speculating on human tragedy.
The need to make a profit not only raises the cost of health care, it makes limiting access a necessity. The lack of alternatives [...]
“Skip” arrest: Uppity Negro Syndrom, or Angry Negro Syndrom?
Posted on 23. Jul, 2009 by nostraboris in Culture
Baffling how Barack jumped the gun by saying that the cop that arrested Henry Louis Gates (in the presence of a black cop) acted stupidly. Granted, it’s not the same as calling him stupid, but still.
Nobody knows what happened. Either Gates or the officer, James Crowley are lying.
Most likely, both are too blame. The cop [...]
Two Parties for Three-Hundred Million people
Posted on 26. Mar, 2009 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS
Tom Selleck expressed his slight concern with the current administration’s direction:
“Obama didn’t get a mandate from the far left wing of the Democratic party”.
Correct-amundo. He didn’t really need one, especially since George W. Bush never got a mandate to govern from the far right wing of the GOP, but did so anyway.
Not to say that [...]
Last Days: Inside the Neo Con Bunker
Posted on 24. Mar, 2009 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Barack Obama, Politics, Satire
Has the battle against Neo-conservatism reached a reversed “appeasement” like moment?
Some say, that if Hitler had been contained early, there may not have been much enthusiasm to destroy the Third Reich. The Nazi’s would be ignoring Security Council resolutions regarding genocide to this very day.
It appears that scenario is playing out for the Neo-cons. Like [...]
Escapism: Is it a Bird? Is it a Plane? Wait..it’s both!
Posted on 16. Jan, 2009 by nostraboris in Culture
For days now, the drama queens that pass for news networks have become Hudson river web-cams. Did those birds come from the direction of Wall Street before they went into the engines?
Not to ruin the feel-good fest, but here’s what’s really going on today:
Bank of America Corp took $20 billion in government aid, to make [...]
Wall Street Journal calls for Iran Invasion after Mumbai attacks
Posted on 02. Dec, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS
When Deepak Chopra suggested that unlike after 9-11, maybe we shouldn’t go after the wrong people this time, the Wall Street journal, responded with a shrill editorial titled “Deepak blames America”.
Simplistic as it’s title, the tirade is one of the “Theo-con, side lined by Democracy, talking at the TV screen” kind.
In between lame [...]
John Void gotcha’d: “CNN interviewing me shows obvious liberal bias”
Posted on 04. Oct, 2008 by nostraboris in Tea Party
A classic moment of wind-baggery.
Actor turned right-winger nut bag John Voight, who once accused God of sending Rudy Giuliani as one of his angels, was comfortably spewing his dismay with the liberal elite media.
He was dead serious when he called Joe Biden a liar, then after referencing Bill o’Reilly, called for an end to [...]
2012 Election: incumbent Sarah Palin and Hillary Clinton take fake folksyness to new level
Posted on 03. Oct, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Satire
Forget lowering the bar, why not toss it on the floor?
This way a talking robot like Sarah Palin can stagger over it, slightly brushing it with her stilettos, and pass by not falling flat on her face.
Paralyzed by fear of flying off the handle, Joe Biden popped too many Tourette’s suppressors, and allowed Sarah Palin [...]
