Michael Steele: Race Cards & Credit Cards
Posted on 05. Apr, 2010 by nostraboris in Politics
Stuffing donations down strippers’ panties might not be the smartest thing to do when you are running on a fiscally conservative platform. It takes balls to insist you are the right choice for balancing our national budget, especially when you spend $7.71 million, while raising only $7.69 million .
As the facade of frugality melts under [...]
Family values GOP style
Posted on 04. Mar, 2010 by nostraboris in gay republicans
Ted Haggard, Larry Craig, Mark Foley, the ranks of anti gay politicians caught with a dick in their mouth continue to swell, and so does the “gay republicans” category of this web site.
From the TPMmuckraker:
“State senator Roy Ashburn was pulled over by the California Highway Patrol on Wednesday at 2am in Sacramento, after police [...]
Unholy Apparel
Posted on 08. Feb, 2010 by nostraboris in T-Shirts
Ah, those silly Muslims. Praying five times a day, blowing themselves up, and making sure they stay poor. America laughs at the train wreck that is the Islamic world, without realizing the growing resemblance.
We too have a ferocious dead-end zealotry. Often humorless, and increasingly violent, the bible zombies engage in a constant effort to curb [...]
G.O.P not above feeding Birther Wing-Nuts
Posted on 22. Jul, 2009 by nostraboris in Tea Party
Crazy people are here. As with holocaust deniers, or Westboro Baptists, you would think that acknowledging the loonies that dispute Obama’s citizenship was no longer an option.
Wrong. Some Republicans are still unwilling to accept defeat, or democracy, and actually feed the mob of foaming-at-the-mouth yokels.
Despite the birth certificate provided by the state of Hawaii, Hutu [...]
Why Gingrich is due for a Rendition.
Posted on 15. May, 2009 by nostraboris in gay republicans
Deja Vu: A democratic President wades through the knee deep feces left for him in the White House, as phony rhetoric oozes through the jockstrap filter that is Newt Gingrich’s mouth.
Let’s reflect. Fabricating a link between Iraq to 9-11? Patriotic. Torturing to extract proof of that link? Commendable. Sending soldiers to their deaths anyway when [...]
Cheney on new GOP leadership: “I’d go with Rush Limbaugh”
Posted on 10. May, 2009 by nostraboris in Politics
Colin Powell kinda reminds me of a Mexican dude saying: “I didn’t cross the border, the border crossed me”. It’s sort of true, but BS at the same time.
Although the GOP shrunk and covers a smaller area on the demographic map, it didn’t suddenly swerve to the far right. It has steadily traveled there for [...]
Terminal Republican Party remains in Denial
Posted on 28. Apr, 2009 by nostraboris in Politics
Like the asthma patient who refuses to quit smoking, republicans try to negotiate with reality. Unwilling to change his damaging behavior, a nicotine addict will say things like “Non smokers get lung cancer too”.
After being diagnosed with cancer, or liver disease, the addict continues to smoke and drink, while acting hostile toward those trying to [...]
Last Days: Inside the Neo Con Bunker
Posted on 24. Mar, 2009 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Barack Obama, Politics, Satire
Has the battle against Neo-conservatism reached a reversed “appeasement” like moment?
Some say, that if Hitler had been contained early, there may not have been much enthusiasm to destroy the Third Reich. The Nazi’s would be ignoring Security Council resolutions regarding genocide to this very day.
It appears that scenario is playing out for the Neo-cons. Like [...]
The Republican Convention: Douche Bag A-Looza
Posted on 03. Sep, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Religious Fascism, Satire, Tea Party, gay republicans
Like Memorial Day on acid, watching the Republican convention is like visiting Hunter S. Thompson’s lizard lounge packed with the coked up spill out from Sean Hannity’s bachelor party. UN-Real.
Staggering back and forth between U-S-A! U-S-A! chanting fits, repeated allegiance pledges and a parade of aging, ranting frat-boy douche bags, America’s radical right complimented itself [...]
Sarah Palin: Protecting Oil companies from Polar bears
Posted on 29. Aug, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Religious Fascism, Tea Party
On a break from spreading secret Muslim awareness, McCain took some time to stretch.
An experienced gymnast on topics like abortion, the Bush tax-cuts, and drilling for oil, he showed some amazing flexibility on the issue of experience as well.
A true Republican, he relied on the market to shape his opinion:
Speculating that overwhelming demand for change [...]
