Unholy Apparel
Posted on 08. Feb, 2010 by nostraboris in T-Shirts
Ah, those silly Muslims. Praying five times a day, blowing themselves up, and making sure they stay poor. America laughs at the train wreck that is the Islamic world, without realizing the growing resemblance.
We too have a ferocious dead-end zealotry. Often humorless, and increasingly violent, the bible zombies engage in a constant effort to curb [...]
Cheney on new GOP leadership: “I’d go with Rush Limbaugh”
Posted on 10. May, 2009 by nostraboris in Politics
Colin Powell kinda reminds me of a Mexican dude saying: “I didn’t cross the border, the border crossed me”. It’s sort of true, but BS at the same time.
Although the GOP shrunk and covers a smaller area on the demographic map, it didn’t suddenly swerve to the far right. It has steadily traveled there for [...]
“The View” Genius calls Mcain staff sexist, joins campaign anyway
Posted on 29. Oct, 2008 by nostraboris in Culture
Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the intellectual oracle on “The View”, stated that McCain staffers calling Sarah Palin a diva for demanding a $150,000 wardrobe, are SEXIST.
Not to question a heavyweight like her, but I am wondering:
If calling a woman a diva makes you a sexist, doesn’t calling a MAN a diva make you a complete asshole?
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The Townhall: Debateless debating
Posted on 07. Oct, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Tea Party
What an awful format.
The “Town-Hall”. An awkward replica of the town square, filled with a crowd of hysterical A.D.D suffering nimrods, gathered to be comforted by leadership.
How annoying to watch Obama lower himself to exchange zingers with the desperate old man.
I’m a political junkie, so how come I’m not really enjoying my favorite team take [...]
Disclaimer: My Friends, these Statements may vary from deceptive to completely false
Posted on 09. Sep, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, gay republicans
Fanned by the elite liberal media, and a lack of God, a disease is spreading among Americans.
What happened to character, and old-fashioned waiting for the market to let prosperity trickle down?
Apparently hard work should be rewarded, just like that.
This sense of entitlement, my friends, is called Communism.
The socialists aren’t worried about mounting costs of evicting [...]
The Republican Convention: Douche Bag A-Looza
Posted on 03. Sep, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Religious Fascism, Satire, Tea Party, gay republicans
Like Memorial Day on acid, watching the Republican convention is like visiting Hunter S. Thompson’s lizard lounge packed with the coked up spill out from Sean Hannity’s bachelor party. UN-Real.
Staggering back and forth between U-S-A! U-S-A! chanting fits, repeated allegiance pledges and a parade of aging, ranting frat-boy douche bags, America’s radical right complimented itself [...]
Sarah Palin: Protecting Oil companies from Polar bears
Posted on 29. Aug, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Religious Fascism, Tea Party
On a break from spreading secret Muslim awareness, McCain took some time to stretch.
An experienced gymnast on topics like abortion, the Bush tax-cuts, and drilling for oil, he showed some amazing flexibility on the issue of experience as well.
A true Republican, he relied on the market to shape his opinion:
Speculating that overwhelming demand for change [...]
Zealot Pandering: Who would Jesus elect?
Posted on 16. Aug, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Religious Fascism
I admit it.
Using my perspective to predict what issues will decide the election, resembles wetting a finger, then farting on it to determine which way the wind blows.
But when I say that we’re the last Western Country to ponder questions like: “Should Gay people have equal rights?”, and “Should men decide when women can [...]
Windbag Watch, the Iraq – Pakistan border
Posted on 22. Jul, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Satire, gay republicans
The windbags on TV seem to be especially on fire this week.
Foaming at the mouth, Louis Dobbs is watching the world in disbelief.
In a fit of nostalgia, Loudolf cried out that Obama “uses too many foreign advisers”.
Who isn’t longing for the days when life was simple, and only henry Kissinger influenced national policy?
John McCain knows [...]
Clueless windbaggery
Posted on 22. Jul, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Satire
The windbags on TV seem to be especially on fire this week.
Foaming at the mouth, Louis Dobbs is watching the world in disbelief.
In a fit of nostalgia, Loudolf cried out that Obama “uses too many foreign advisers”.
Who isn’t longing for the days when life was simple, and only henry Kissinger influenced national policy?
John McCain knows [...]
