Unholy Apparel

Posted on 08. Feb, 2010 by nostraboris in T-Shirts

Ah, those silly Muslims. Praying five times a day, blowing themselves up, and making sure they stay poor. America laughs at the train wreck that is the Islamic world, without realizing the growing resemblance.
We too have a ferocious dead-end zealotry. Often humorless, and increasingly violent, the bible zombies engage in a constant effort to curb [...]

Last Days: Inside the Neo Con Bunker

Posted on 24. Mar, 2009 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Barack Obama, Politics, Satire

Has the battle against Neo-conservatism reached a reversed “appeasement” like moment?
Some say, that if Hitler had been contained early, there may not have been much enthusiasm to destroy the Third Reich. The Nazi’s would be ignoring Security Council resolutions regarding genocide to this very day.
It appears that scenario is playing out for the Neo-cons. Like [...]

Obama era: O.J. can finally go to jail without causing riots

Posted on 06. Dec, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Barack Obama, Satire

Judge to OJ: “I’m not here to cause any retribution or any payback”.
She then gave him 33 years for roughing up some dudes in a hotel room.
Obama is president, so we can begin the reconciliation process.
White guilt and black anger can no longer stand in the way of a pragmatic, successful America, and the clean [...]

Windbag Watch, the Iraq – Pakistan border

Posted on 22. Jul, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Satire, gay republicans

The windbags on TV seem to be especially on fire this week.
Foaming at the mouth, Louis Dobbs is watching the world in disbelief.
In a fit of nostalgia, Loudolf cried out that Obama “uses too many foreign advisers”.
Who isn’t longing for the days when life was simple, and only henry Kissinger influenced national policy?
John McCain knows [...]

Clueless windbaggery

Posted on 22. Jul, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Satire

The windbags on TV seem to be especially on fire this week.
Foaming at the mouth, Louis Dobbs is watching the world in disbelief.
In a fit of nostalgia, Loudolf cried out that Obama “uses too many foreign advisers”.
Who isn’t longing for the days when life was simple, and only henry Kissinger influenced national policy?
John McCain knows [...]

Lou Dobbs in the Express Lane

Posted on 12. Dec, 2007 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Satire

The supermarket parking lot was packed, so I took out my handicapped sign and parked first row.
My basket fully stocked, I noticed all the check out stands were slammed, while the express lane only had 2 people waiting. I had way more than 15 items, but got in line anyway.
The cashier was chatting away with [...]

Home Depot: Cheap Labor

Posted on 19. Jul, 2007 by admin in 24 hr Cable News BS, Satire, T-Shirts

We (like to watch Lou Dobbs) complain about job losses for the middle class,
But when the legit, tax paying dude, quotes us $1500.00 to paint the kitchen, we say FUCK THAT, and happily pick up some Mexican, Salvadorean, Guatelamalan, or Honduran dudes at Home Depot.
Let’s just be real about it.

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