Unholy Apparel
Posted on 08. Feb, 2010 by nostraboris in T-Shirts
Ah, those silly Muslims. Praying five times a day, blowing themselves up, and making sure they stay poor. America laughs at the train wreck that is the Islamic world, without realizing the growing resemblance.
We too have a ferocious dead-end zealotry. Often humorless, and increasingly violent, the bible zombies engage in a constant effort to curb [...]
Economic Cleansing: Die Endlosung, by Mitt Romney
Posted on 11. Dec, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Politics, Religious Fascism, Tea Party, gay republicans
Labor costs: an American Legend. According to popular belief, they prohibit the three American car companies from being competitive. An old-wives tale that has been cultivated by an ideology that seeks lower wages. Quietly whispering in the ear of public opinion, they feed off resentment to advance their cause.
Mitt Romney, the aspiring car czar, is [...]
The Republican Convention: Douche Bag A-Looza
Posted on 03. Sep, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Religious Fascism, Satire, Tea Party, gay republicans
Like Memorial Day on acid, watching the Republican convention is like visiting Hunter S. Thompson’s lizard lounge packed with the coked up spill out from Sean Hannity’s bachelor party. UN-Real.
Staggering back and forth between U-S-A! U-S-A! chanting fits, repeated allegiance pledges and a parade of aging, ranting frat-boy douche bags, America’s radical right complimented itself [...]
Nimrod and his prophet, Moron
Posted on 12. Dec, 2007 by nostraboris in Religious Fascism, Satire
The moment I signaled to get over in the right lane, the minivan behind me sped up, and I missed the exit. I retaliated by tailgating, bright lights on, all the way to the next exit.
I killed the time reading the impressive collection of bumper stickers.
“JESUS IS GOD, READ THE BIBLE” and “911 WE REMEMBER”. [...]
