Unholy Apparel
Posted on 08. Feb, 2010 by nostraboris in T-Shirts
Ah, those silly Muslims. Praying five times a day, blowing themselves up, and making sure they stay poor. America laughs at the train wreck that is the Islamic world, without realizing the growing resemblance.
We too have a ferocious dead-end zealotry. Often humorless, and increasingly violent, the bible zombies engage in a constant effort to curb [...]
The Church of Biological Skeptics (BS)
Posted on 31. Oct, 2009 by nostraboris in Culture
Julliette Lewis asked her fans, to send “good vibes” to a friend diagnosed with the H1N1 virus. Mass prayer her cure of choice, she called the virus a pharmaceutical hoax, and instructed her followers to “fight the system”.
Is there any difference between Creationism and the swelling movement of scientific skeptics? They both ignore fact [...]
Conservapedia: A Creationist on-line encyclopedia
Posted on 11. May, 2009 by nostraboris in Religious Fascism
Learn about modern day Dinosaur sightings, and how abortion causes breast cancer. Bone up on what causes the disease of Homosexuality, why Barack Obama is a Muslim, how Hollywood undermines marriage and patriotism, and why old science is more reliable than modern science.
At first glance, Conservapedia appears to be a hilarious spoof on Wikipedia, that [...]
National Prayer Day: How about a “don’t ask don’t tell” Policy on Religion?
Posted on 08. May, 2009 by nostraboris in Religious Fascism, Satire
As a devout agnostic, I don’t know for a fact that billions of daily prayers go unheard. I simply suspect they do.
The religious KNOW that God is listening. They also feel strongly that the more requests are sent his way, the better. As a result, the meek are constantly being recruited for collective prayer. Persistence [...]
And then like, Jesus saved me, Dude.
Posted on 15. Jan, 2009 by nostraboris in Music
These days, in stead of constantly snorting meth, Brian “Head” Welch scours the pages of the bible, looking for cool phrases to tattoo onto himself. He was saved by Jesus and I am happy for him.
Being one of those sober assholes myself, I feel lucky that I learned to accept that the world will turn [...]
Wal-Mart deadly Stampede: USA officialy joins third world
Posted on 30. Nov, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Politics
I haven’t been to Long Island, but the Wal-Mart in Los Angeles is like the Superdome right after hurricane Katrina: a post-catastrophic mess with poor people aimlessly wandering around.
I try to stay away from the apocalyptic shopping wasteland, but hey, with Four Marie Callenders Country Fried Steaks for only one dollar, I will suspend my [...]
Zealot Pandering: Who would Jesus elect?
Posted on 16. Aug, 2008 by nostraboris in 24 hr Cable News BS, Religious Fascism
I admit it.
Using my perspective to predict what issues will decide the election, resembles wetting a finger, then farting on it to determine which way the wind blows.
But when I say that we’re the last Western Country to ponder questions like: “Should Gay people have equal rights?”, and “Should men decide when women can [...]
Nimrod and his prophet, Moron
Posted on 12. Dec, 2007 by nostraboris in Religious Fascism, Satire
The moment I signaled to get over in the right lane, the minivan behind me sped up, and I missed the exit. I retaliated by tailgating, bright lights on, all the way to the next exit.
I killed the time reading the impressive collection of bumper stickers.
“JESUS IS GOD, READ THE BIBLE” and “911 WE REMEMBER”. [...]
